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VIDEO: Trump’s trade war, 51st state talk loom large over Blue Jays playoff run
15The last and probably only time I got annoyed at Americans during a ballgame was when the Marine Color Guard carried our flag upside down in ‘92.If there was any thought of politics it was the satisfaction in watching those commies Ted Turner and Jane Fonda getting tomahawk chopped.This time your Elbows Up isn’t going to be ginned up lamestream, Liberal guvmint paid media, focus group approved fake rallying cry.
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Fireworks for personal use could be banned in Guelph
GuelphToday 20Once again, to paraphrase Ronald Reagan, the three scariest words in the English language…”City staff recommends”.The Fun Stasi hath spoken. Let it be so.
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U of G issues statement on prof's Trump social media post
GuelphToday 20Au revoir, Shoshanna.
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$80,000 worth of whipped cream stolen in Guelph
GuelphToday 30Now they just need to steal thirty thousand pounds of bananas, eight hundred quarts of ice cream, seventy barrels of chocolate syrup and a crate of maraschino cherries.
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Celebrated Guelph author Thomas King discovers he is not Indigenous
GuelphToday 10Elizabeth Warren, Buffy Ste. Marie and Thomas King walk into a bar…
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THE PAIKIN PODCAST: Martin Short is a proud Canadian in Trump’s America
11I didn’t downvote but if I did it would likely be because Short was one of three SCTV’ers that weren’t that appealing (Robin Duke and Tony Rosato the others). Candy, Flaherty, O’Hara, Martin, Moranis, Thomas, Levy and the perpetually sweaty Moe Green elevated that show to the legendary status it holds.Just my two cents, I must say.
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President Joe Biden drops out of the 2024 race after disastrous debate inflamed age concerns
8A roadie is useful. Harris is more akin to the subject of a Frank Zappa tune from Joe’s Garage Vol 1. Heh, Joe’s Garage…see whut I did there?
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Due to dry spell, city bans lawn watering and at-home car washing
GuelphToday 7At least we’re still allowed to take walks and hikes through the many wooded and forested areas in Guelph, right?Right?
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Province clears brush (again) at end of Hanlon as new Hwy 7 moves into design
GuelphToday 23About a month ago I asked me of the ladies at the Goodwill Store what was going on in the field beside the parking lot.“Clearing the field for the Highway 7 expansion.”I looked at her, she at me. Then we had a hearty laugh.
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'Out of control': How tipping culture has evolved since the pandemic
GuelphToday 19Just returned from a trip down South where these auto-tipping options/demands are all over the place. It was at the ballpark in Atlanta I was first confronted by the tipping prompt of the credit card reader after buying a couple tall cool ones. Hmmm, offer a gratuity to someone who merely popped the tabs on the cans after strenuously retrieving them from the cooler? I hit the “No Tip” option. The suddenly surly server none too subtly slammed the cans onto the counter once my choice on the reader had been made. Unlike Mr. Pink in the opening of Reservoir Dogs I would not be brow beaten into tipping extra for service that requires the absolute bare minimum of effort.
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LCBO workers rally in Guelph for first day of strike
GuelphToday 12Photo 2 of 8:“Keep our Kids Safe to many broken Promises”Huh?A word salad of incomprehensible gibberish that would confuse even Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
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New 'bicycle mayor' aims to boost cycling in Guelph
GuelphToday 11I demand a recount :)
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Dominique O’Rourke officially sworn in as Guelph’s new MP
GuelphToday 9That “old man” smell is my guess :)
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Guelph rallies against Bill
GuelphToday 4My thoughts exactly. You could practically smell the patchouli and incense through the photos.
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LETTER: Continued use of Mohawks name, logo 'disgusting' and 'repugnant'
GuelphToday 9That’s some high quality bulletin board material right there. Elora Mohawks should be able to use it as an incentive in the championship to jam it right back in the face of the perpetually aggrieved woke scolds.
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Don't let your light shine through, recommends city staff
GuelphToday 13Ronald Reagan’s quote, “The nine scariest words in the english language? I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”The Guelph corollary: “City staff recommends.”
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Hot, humid conditions expected to continue through Tuesday
12Fear not. February is just around the corner.
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Calling all Swifties: U of G centres new course around Taylor Swift
GuelphToday 11A course on Taylor Swift? Sure, why not. I guess Basket Weaving 101 was full up for next semester.
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Single complaint hits the brakes on 14 years of charitable bike repairs
GuelphToday 13What’s the old saying…something about the squeaky wheel getting the grease?
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BREAKING: LCBO, union reach tentative deal to end strike
8Golly, there was a strike? Did not notice.
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